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User:bridgetwannabe (1055855) Paid User
Do Not Set Yourself On Fire
Indomitable. Inflammable.
Name:Heather
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Website:You're pretty much at it
Location:New Jersey, United States
Birthdate:1979-05-30
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"No dates indicated,
placed on the shelves in no discernible order ...
it's just [her] mind, poured out on paper."


~Detective William Somerset, Se7en

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"Inflammable means flammable?! What a country!"

~Dr. Nick Riviera, The Simpsons

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Heather: (he' • thür)
Prop.N. A female personage of the New Jersey variety. see also "hitched" (see [info]avg_white_man); "mom" (see Adam); "pet lover" (see The Kitties); "doting auntie" (see nephews); "only-slightly-reformed bleeding-heart-liberal" (see politics); "general ass-kicker and cookie-baker" (see domestic goddess-ness).

See Also: talks too loud (and too fast and too much); says what she means (sorry, did that sting a little?); likes to laugh (hard).

Usage: Sometimes silly. Sometimes short. Usually melodramatic. Always herself.

And you wouldn't like her any other way.

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"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."
~Jennifer Unlimited

"If you follow all the rules, you miss all the fun."
~Katherine Hepburn

"Just keep your eyes on her - don't look away - keep your eyes on her horizon - "
~Tori Amos, carbon
Memories::271 entries
Pictures:fewer than 10 public
Interests:76: ...and stuff, adam duritz, arbor mist, baking, bambino, being liberal, being married, being pregnant, ben & jerry's, books, bridget jones' diary, british slang, broad broads, butter pecan, captain jack sparrow, colored pens, cooking, counting crows, disappearing, eamon adventures, fanfiction, fark, feminism, fiction, flamingos, foot rubs, general foolishness, harry potter, hobbits, hockey, idiot girls, in-jokes, ireland, jane austen, john william waterhouse, kitties, laurie notaro, law and order, lobsters, london, manicures, margaritas, matron mama morton, monkeys, movies, musicals, my baby, my drama, new jersey devils, owning a home, peace and quiet, peter paul & mary, phantom of the opera, poetry, reading, rings, servants of secret fire, shoes, silver, sisters, snogging, somerville, string cheese, sugar, swiffer, tattoos, tcnj, the onion, tori amos, trashy romance novels, underground, viktor krum, white zinfandel, wid a quickness, writing, you
Schools:Somerville High School - Somerville, NJ (1993 - 1997)
College of New Jersey - Ewing, NJ (1997 - 2001)
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Communities5:badparents, dearfaghags, hjsselfquest, news, paidmembers
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